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sMS : Stands for "Short Message Service." SMS is used to send text messages to mobile phones. The messages can typically be up to 160 characters in length, though some services use 5-bit mode, which supports 224 characters. SMS was originally created for phones that use GSM (Global System for Mobile) communication, but now all the major cell phone systems support it.

 

1. Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter😂

2.What's the difference between people who pray in the church and those who pray in casino? ; Those        in the casino are more serious.

3. Some people have 5 senses,Some may have 6.You are a gifted as you the 7th sense "NONSENSE"

4. Teacher : Everything you do is wrong .How can you expect to get a job when you leave school if            you do is inaccurate?
    Student ; "well sir/ I'm going to be a TV weatherman"

      

5. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his cheque book open.

6. I can read my wife like a book , but I can't shut her so easily

7. AKASHATHEKKU NOKU DAIVATHINTE VALUPAM KANAM PRAKRITHIYILEKK NOKU                  DAIVATHINTE MAHATHVAM KANAM KANNADIYILEK NOK DAIVATHINTE "ABATHAM                  KANAM"

8. Collect 100 roses take sooji & nool, make a maala , take the mala & go infront of the mirror. U will      see a super scene "KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA"

9. Stars + Moon = Romantic night

    Birds + Sky = Lovely Day

    Forest + Animal = Refreshing World

    You + Your Smile = Dirty Place.

10. You are 95% beautiful. You are 96% sweet you are 97% nice , you are 98% handsome, you are              99%  lovely and 100% fool t believe this.😂